YOU SLAPPED DAD?!

my name is chris. i'm studying to be a nurse and i live in filthadelphia. i love you.

nonstop love affair with this package/graphic design that looks as if it hasn’t changed since the 30s. (at goat sounds) View high resolution

nonstop love affair with this package/graphic design that looks as if it hasn’t changed since the 30s. (at goat sounds)

walking dead is meh but this beer is brewed with smoked goat brains. (at Dock Street Brewery & Restaurant) View high resolution

walking dead is meh but this beer is brewed with smoked goat brains. (at Dock Street Brewery & Restaurant)

dvds, viagra, remote starters, psychic, circus peanuts, couscous, wigs, vaporizer juice or whatever they put in those things i guess, corgies, zoroastrianism, rick moranis. View high resolution

dvds, viagra, remote starters, psychic, circus peanuts, couscous, wigs, vaporizer juice or whatever they put in those things i guess, corgies, zoroastrianism, rick moranis.

Welcome, anything you need from me today? How’s the site working out for you?→what the fuck→are you kidding me?→please tell me there is an actual human on the other end of thisZack: Hi my name is Zack, is there anything I can help you with today→oh my goodness zack→hello zackZack: Is there anything I can help you with :)→so much, zack.→but tell me about yourself. what brings the two of us together chatting while i was trying to read an article on philadelphiarealestate.comZack: I am your personal assistant for the dayZack: I am here to help you navigate the site and get in touch with the agent→i kind of want an apartment that has a room like the oval office so i can pretend to be the prez and get drunk and make rude calls to foreign heads of state.→do you have any apartments that have oval shaped rooms?Zack: I can have an agent get back to you with that info, can I get your name and contact info please→i could be like: “→i could be like: “hey lithuania, you stink, lol”→or: “hey lichtenstein what is with you anyway?”→you ever listen to any of the nixon tapes? some of them are weird as hell.→he started the EPA though, that was kinda neat i think.→oddly enough i am actually looking for a new apartment.→in nyc, though.→i think this one is haunted.→by a ghost named chad.→chad the ghost→he’s not very spooky but he’s loud and annoying→i bet there’s an apartment in new york with an oval room that i could totally turn into an oval office replica.→could get an old timey red phone and everything→pretend to invade the jerk countries and give pardons to all nonviolent prisoners and invite all my pals to camp david to so skinny dipping→order crazy food from the prez chef at like 3am and he’d be like: “what’s with this guy, lol.” and i’d be like:→i’d be like “hey i just want some couscous and maybe a salad nicoise and some turkey bacon”→who are you to question my culinary desires i’m the prez→or a burger→i think i’m going to take my girlfriend out to shake shack tonight what are you doing tonight zack what’s for dinner? View high resolution

Welcome, anything you need from me today? How’s the site working out for you?

→what the fuck

→are you kidding me?

→please tell me there is an actual human on the other end of this

Zack: Hi my name is Zack, is there anything I can help you with today

→oh my goodness zack

→hello zack

Zack: Is there anything I can help you with :)

→so much, zack.

→but tell me about yourself. what brings the two of us together chatting while i was trying to read an article on philadelphiarealestate.com

Zack: I am your personal assistant for the day

Zack: I am here to help you navigate the site and get in touch with the agent

→i kind of want an apartment that has a room like the oval office so i can pretend to be the prez and get drunk and make rude calls to foreign heads of state.

→do you have any apartments that have oval shaped rooms?

Zack: I can have an agent get back to you with that info, can I get your name and contact info please

→i could be like: “

→i could be like: “hey lithuania, you stink, lol”

→or: “hey lichtenstein what is with you anyway?”

→you ever listen to any of the nixon tapes? some of them are weird as hell.

→he started the EPA though, that was kinda neat i think.

→oddly enough i am actually looking for a new apartment.

→in nyc, though.

→i think this one is haunted.

→by a ghost named chad.

→chad the ghost

→he’s not very spooky but he’s loud and annoying

→i bet there’s an apartment in new york with an oval room that i could totally turn into an oval office replica.

→could get an old timey red phone and everything

→pretend to invade the jerk countries and give pardons to all nonviolent prisoners and invite all my pals to camp david to so skinny dipping

→order crazy food from the prez chef at like 3am and he’d be like: “what’s with this guy, lol.” and i’d be like:

→i’d be like “hey i just want some couscous and maybe a salad nicoise and some turkey bacon”

→who are you to question my culinary desires i’m the prez

→or a burger

→i think i’m going to take my girlfriend out to shake shack tonight what are you doing tonight zack what’s for dinner?

drexel nurses. 1926 & 1932. (at the overlook hotel) View high resolution

drexel nurses. 1926 & 1932. (at the overlook hotel)

shoutout to all of pancake’s fans on national pancake day. View high resolution

shoutout to all of pancake’s fans on national pancake day.

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